Rough as Badger's Arse

That's a very Marian Keyes thing to say

18 Apr boujhetto:




Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

boujhetto:

Man’s best friend

I like how he picks him up and is all, “There you go!”

fucked his shit up

LMMFAOOOOO

(Source: zennmaister)

14 Apr

inscarletsilence:

(Source: captnpine)

04 Apr

Reblog if it is 104% okay to come to your ask and just say ‘Hi can we be friends’ and then start asking you random questions.

(Source: jagkcitybitch)

04 Apr

scuttlebuggy:

IF YOU ARE MY FRIEND THERE IS A 100% GUARANTEE I WILL NEVER EVER FRAME YOU FOR MURDERS AND PUT YOU IN JAIL

I MAY FAIL TO CONTACT YOU FOR WEEKS ON END AND BE UNABLE TO EXPRESS MY DEEP APPRECIATION AND AFFECTION FOR YOU UNLESS ITS BURIED IN JOKES OR YELLING OR INCREDIBLE AWKWARDNESS

BUT I WILL ABSOLUTELY NOT GET YOU PUT IN JAIL

UNLESS I AM THERE WITH YOU

01 Apr owl-face:

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE! 

owl-face:

mynameisbruni:

jenhominid:

hexgoddess:

sistahmamaqueen:

steppauseturnpausepivotstepstep:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

Fuck you for being smart

this is actually better than the spoon thing cause you dont have to hold it in place.

SHUT THE FRONT DOOR AND CALL ME SALLY. 

I may actually not suck at makeup now

Mesmerized.

Just make sure to de-stick the tape on your hand or something, you don’t want to rip your eyelid off

I bolded that because it is SUPER important. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE DO NOT PUT THE TAPE DIRECTLY TO YOUR EYE PUT IT ON YOUR HAND FIRST PLEASE! 

(Source: amelialund13)

29 Mar

(Source: forriademorest)

26 Mar

lordofthewolves:

theperksofbeingjohnwatson:

nahshaw:

maybe he won’t die in the movie

i love how we all know exactly what this post is about

the passion of the christ

26 Mar

nicotinebatch:

sisterofasnowqueen:

kellycuppycake:

Disney princesses meeting their princes for the first time.

it progressively gets more awkward each movie

pocahontas is the most epic 

i thought that the prince met sleeping beauty when she was a baby

24 Mar

theodengreyjoy:

thecakebar:

 

Happy Pi Day!!!!!!

thecakebar:

Recipes for Pies and Tarts! (recipes)

Tips and Tricks so your pie comes out PERFECT HERE!

Wait for it

22 Mar

(Source: forassgard)

15 Mar 
EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS

EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS

(Source: 4gifs)

15 Mar

(Source: lesrequinstigressontnosamis)

15 Mar

(Source: ohhellnobro)

15 Mar

mermaidcrew:

I am so thirsty for emotional and physical intimacy with someone 

I want to nuzzle their neck and lay entwined on my bed and lazily kiss their lips and make them food get to know every single curve and contour they have 

I want to touch someone with my finger tips and make them feel loved 

16 Feb

when-i-spin-away:

90% of australian television is just white people crying about cooking or renovating.

(Source: diamond-joe)